Lavander is a Proper Lady

Lavander objects to the horrible rumors that have been circulating about her here on YouTube. Lavander is modest, demure and pure of motive. She loves kitties and flowers and singing in the church choir. Lavander dresses modestly, folds her skirts under her as she sits and she always crosses her legs like a lady. When Lavander drinks she sips quietly from fine china and holds her pinky out in an explosive show of class. Lavander reads Better Homes and Gardens and Good Housekeeping and finds most of the articles helpful.

From Lavander's Dreams